INT. LABORATORY – REFRIGERATOR – NIGHT
The large refrigeration door slowly opens, falling like a drawbridge.
FRANK: Aaaah!
MAGENTA and COLUMBIA guide JANET and BRAD o.s. The refrigerator door falls down. GUESTS in the gallery scream.
COLUMBIA: Eddie!
INT. REFRIGERATOR – NIGHT
Inside is a wall of ice. Through this bursts an icy EDDIE riding a motorcycle, ex- World War II; he carries a saxophone.
INT. LABORATORY – NIGHT
EDDIE bursts through the ice at the door of the refrigerator.
GUESTS in the gallery scream as EDDIE rides forward, ice falling from him. He puts kickstand down, takes off his goggles and helmet and throws them down.
EDDIE: Ooh.
COLUMBIA stands smiling at the ladder.
EDDIE (CONT’D):
(sings)
Whatever happened to Saturday night
When you dressed up sharp
And you felt all right…
CAMERA PANS with EDDIE as he moves toward ROCKY.
EDDIE (CONT’D):
(sings)
It don’t seem the same since cosmic light
Came into my life and I thought I was divine.
I used to go for a ride with a chick…
EDDIE beckons to COLUMBIA. He picks her up and swings her onto his motorcycle.
EDDIE (CONT’D):
(sings)
… who’d go
And listen to the music on the radio.
The MOTORCYCLIST GUESTS remember only too well.
EDDIE (CONT’D):
(sings)
A saxophone was blowing on a rock and roll show,
And we climbed in the back seat
And we really had a good time.
EDDIE holds his hand out to COLUMBIA.
ALL:
(sing)
Hot patootie
Bless my soul…
EDDIE points to BRAD and JANET. Still on the motorcycle, COLUMBIA holds onto his hand.
ALL (CONT’D):
(sing)
I really love that rock and roll.
COLUMBIA gets off the bike and dances with EDDIE.
EDDIE & GUESTS:
(sing)
Hot patootie
Bless my soul
I really love that rock and roll.
The GUESTS in the gallery dance.
EDDIE & GUESTS (CONT’D):
(sing)
Hot patootie
Bless my soul…
COLUMBIA and EDDIE dance.
EDDIE & GUESTS (CONT’D):
(sing)
I really love that rock and roll.
The GUESTS in the gallery dance; EDDIE and COLUMBIA dance.
EDDIE & GUESTS (CONT’D):
(sing)
Hot patootie
Bless my soul
I really love that rock and roll.
The GUESTS in the gallery dance as EDDIE plays the SAXOPHONE.
GUESTS: Lovely party.
CAMERA TRACKS with EDDIE, REVEALING JANET and BRAD.
EDDIE:
(sings)
My head it used to swim
From the perfume I smelled.
My hands kind of fumbled
With her white plastic belt.
(he hands his saxophone to BRAD)
I’d taste her baby pink lipstick
And that’s when I’d melt.
(stops by COLUMBIA)
And she’d whisper in my ear
Tonight she really was mine
Get back in front and put
Some hair oil on.
Buddy Holly was singing
His very last song.
With your arms around your girl
You tried to ah sing along.
It felt pretty good, whoo.
He turns to COLUMBIA who jumps on him.
EDDIE (CONT’D):
(sings)
Really had a good ti-i-ime…
TWO GUESTS dance; CAMERA PANS to TWO more GUESTS dancing.
ALL:
(Sing)
Hot patootie Bless my soul.
I really…
EDDIE and COLUMBIA dance.
ALL (CONT’D):
(Sing)
… love that rook and roll.
EDDIE lies on top of COLUMBIA on the floor. He sits up; she hangs onto his scarf.
ALL (CONT’D):
(sing)
Hot patootie
Bless my soul…
COLUMBIA pulls EDDIE down on top of her. RIFF RAFF and MAGENTA dance in the refrigerator.
ALL (O.S.) (CONT’D):
(Sing)
I really love that rook and roll.
ROCKY dances; FRANK watches him.
ALL (CONT’D):
(sing)
Hot patootie
Bless my soul…
EDDIE rises; COLUMBIA pushes him down and rolls on top of him.
ALL (O.S.) (CONT’D):
(Sing)
I really love that rock and roll.
GUESTS in the gallery and on the ramp dance. COLUMBIA breaks away from EDDIE.
COLUMBIA: Rocky.
FRANK pushes ROCKY into the elevator and closes the gate. ADLIB shouts o.s.
EDDIE kicks down on the motorcycle’s starter.
ALL (O.S.)
(sing):
Hot patootie…
CLOSE ON EDDIE’S HAND
with the word «LOVE» tattooed on his fingers, pulls up the clutch.
ALL (O.S.) (CONT’D):
(sing)
Bless my soul…
ANGLE – MOTORCYCLE The headlamp lights up.
ANGLE – TWO GUESTS Dancing on the ramp.
ALL (O.S.) (CONT’D):
(sing)
I really love that rock and roll.
CLOSE ON EDDIE’S HAND as it twists the accelerator on the motorcycle’s handlebar. The motorcycle moves o.s.
ALL (O.S.) (CONT’D):
(Sing)
Hot patootie
Bless my soul
I really love that rock and roll.
The GUESTS on the ramp react as EDDIE rides past them.
ALL (CONT’D):
(sing)
Hot patootie
Bless my soul…
EDDIE rides his bike up the ramp and into the gallery; CAMERA PANS with him.
ALL (CONT’D):
(Sing)
I really love that rock and roll.
GUESTS move out of EDDIE’S path as he rides along the gallery.
ALL (CONT’D):
(sing)
Hot patootie
Bless my soul
I really love that rock and roll.
Hot…
FRANK moves into the refrigerator and stops RIFF RAFF and MAGENTA dancing. They move forward out of the refrigerator.
ALL (CONT’D):
(sing)
…patootie
Bless my soul
I..
CAMERA PANS with him as EDDIE rides his bike up the ramp and into the gallery.
ALL (CONT’D):
(sing)
… really love that rock and roll.
Hot patootie
Bless my soul
Bless my so-o-…
RIFF and MAGENTA stand at the entrance to the refrigerator. FRANK walks forward to them.
ALL (CONT’D):
(sing)
…ooouul
I really love that rock and roll.
ROCKY, in the elevator, RATTLES the GATE.
ALL (CONT’D)
(sing)
Hot patootie…
EDDIE rides his bike INTO SCENE and stops. COLUMBIA runs towards him; he gets off the bike, picks her up and swings her into the saddle.
ALL (CONT’D):
(sing)
Bless my soul
I really love that rock and roll.
Hot patootie
Bless my soul
I really love…
CAMERA TRACKS BACK with FRANK as she walks forward past MAGENTA and RIFF RAFF.
ALL (CONT’D):
(Sing)
…that rock and roo…
COLUMBIA sees EDDIE and moves away. CAMERA PANS with him.
ALL (CONT’D):
(sing)
…ahoull
FRANK moves forward, an ice-pick raised. SCREAMS from o.s. COLUMBIA puts her hands to her face and screams.
CAMERA PANS with EDDIE as he backs away toward the refrigerator. He turns, continuing toward refrigerator. SCREAMS from o.s.
FRANK, BACK TO CAMERA, strikes down with the ice-pick; RIFF RAFF and MAGENTA standing nearby. SCREAMS from o.s.
EDDIE gets up and moves into the refrigerator. SCREAMS from o.s.
CAMERA TRACKS BEFORE FRANK as, still holding the ice-pick, she moves forward into smoke. SCREAMS from o.s.
COLUMBIA screams again; puts her hands up to her face. There’s a trickle of blood on the floor between RIFF RAFF’s and MAGENTA’S legs. FRANK moves forward to the entrance of the refrigerator; stops and drops the ice- pick.
FRANK: One from the vaults.